The Uber Melons Clan
About us
In April of 2008, a select few, guided by Squeezetoy, broke away from their previous clan to create their own. This new team would be based upon the ideals of competition, cooperation, community, but most importantly of all, fun. The first task was to decide upon a name. A great deal of consideration went into deciding upon the proper one, but finally: The Uber Melons was singled out and chosen. It summed up the essence of what the players stood for, because this was no ordinary clan. The Uber Melons had big plans for their team, and rose quickly in both competitive play and server popularity. Shiverwarp managed the server administration tasks whilst Squeezetoy lead the team in matches and practice.
Today we still embrace the original ideals created in the forming of the clan. The competitive play and community continue to grow and prosper within the clan, and as always, the emphasis is on having fun! Remember: There's no melon like an uber melon!
The Melon Pit
Donations and Financial Info
All donations are greatly appreciated and go directly towards server and website costs. Help keep the Melon Pit running!
Monthly Goal/Fees: $100
Raised: $100
Amount Needed: $0
Roster
The Uber Melons are still growing and are always looking for new members. If you’re looking to be part of the competitive team you’ll need to apply for the Uber Melons, but if you’re looking to just be a part of the community, you can apply to be a part of the Melon community members. Visit the forums to apply! Currently the clan is made up of the following members:
Senior Management
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Squeezetoy Country: Canada
Age: 27
Position: Founder, 5v5 Captain, Server Admin, Forum and Site Admin
Main Classes: Medic, Scout
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Shiverwarp Country: Canada
Age: 19
Position: Co-founder, Competitive Melon (7v7/5v5)
Main Classes: Soldier, Scout
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Uber Co-Captains
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iPawn Country: USA
Age: 22
Position: 5v5, 7v7 Captain, Uber Melon, Server Admin
Main Classes: Soldier, Medic, Heavy
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Squ!gs Country: USA
Age: 23
Position: Competitive Melon (7v7/5v5)
Main Classes: Scout
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Wolf_Blade Country: USA
Age: 23
Position: 5v5, 7v7 Captain, Server Admin
Main Classes: Medic
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Uber Melons
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Barnaby Jones Country: USA
Age:
Position: Competitive Melon (5v5, 7v7), Server Admin
Main Classes: Demo
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Conrad500 Country: USA
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Position: uber Melon (5v5, 7v7)
Main Classes:
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Dash Country: USA
Age:24
Position: uber Melon (5v5, 7v7)
Main Classes: Scout, Medic
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Decoy Country: USA
Age: 18
Position: Uber Melon, Server Admin
Main Classes: Heavy and Medic
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Deek Country: USA
Age: 21
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Scout
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Favrumble Country: USA
Age: 23
Position: Uber Melon
Main Classes: Medic, Soldier
Steam Page- Kinslayer Country: USA
Age: 40
Position: Uber Melon, Server Admin
Main Classes: Spy
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koh-mah Country: Canada
Age: 19
Position: Server Admin
Main Classes: Soldier
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Poonjab Country: USA
Age: 24
Position: Uber Melon
Main Classes:
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ukm Country: Canada
Age: 24
Position: Competitive Melon (5v5/7v7)
Main Classes: Scout
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Melons
Alennia Rionel Country: USA
Age: 18
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Spy, Medic
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Boozer Country: Canada
Age:
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes:
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Ben Kenobi Country: USA
Age:
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes:
Steam Page - Darkwing Country: USA
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Position: Community Melon
Main Classes:
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Flaming_Cabbage Country: Canada
Age: 18
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Heavy and sound board
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Flash Flood Country: USA
Age: 15
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Sniper
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IamBri Country: USA
Age: 31
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Sniper
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jive toaster Country: USA
Age: 18
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Pyro, Soldier
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Luxo Country: USA
Age: 20
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Engineer, Pyro
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Socket_Rocket Country: USA
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Position: Community Melon
Main Classes:
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Turtles Country: USA
Age: 14
Position: Competitive Melon (5v5)
Main Classes: Soldier
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ForcedDj Country: USA
Age: 17
Position: Community Melon
Main Classes: Pyro, Engineer, Medic
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