The Uber Melons Clan
About us
In April of 2008, a select few, guided by Squeezetoy, broke away from their previous clan to create their own. This new team would be based upon the ideals of competition, cooperation, community, but most importantly of all, fun. The first task was to decide upon a name. A great deal of consideration went into deciding upon the proper one, but finally: The Uber Melons was singled out and chosen. It summed up the essence of what the players stood for, because this was no ordinary clan. The Uber Melons had big plans for their team, and rose quickly in both competitive play and server popularity. Shiverwarp managed the server administration tasks whilst Squeezetoy lead the team in matches and practice.
Today we still embrace the original ideals created in the forming of the clan. The competitive play and community continue to grow and prosper within the clan, and as always, the emphasis is on having fun! Remember: There's no melon like an uber melon!
The Melon Pit
Donations and Financial Info
All donations are greatly appreciated and go directly towards server and website costs. Help keep the Melon Pit running!
Monthly Goal/Fees: $100
Raised: $100
Amount Needed: $0
Server Information - The Melon Keg
Welcome to the Melon Keg!
The server is run by the Uber Melon clan. Watch for our clan tags! uberMelon ° for the competition team and Melon ° for community members. The Melon Keg is the clan fun server, where you’ll find custom maps, custom mods, and other fun things like Melon Events! So stay tuned to the News and Updates portion of the website for upcoming events. Visit the forums if you wish to apply for the clan or leave some feedback.
The Melon Keg is payed for by your donations, so please, help the server stay alive and donate:
Server Specifications
The Melon Keg server is professionally hosted. The server runs the following configuration:
- 66 Tick
- 250 FPS
- 24 Player Slots
- Reduced Respawn Times
- Sourcemod
- HLStatsX Premium
- Quake Sounds
- Orgasm Plugin (Extra Announcer Sounds)
- Start-of-Map Vote for Criticals
- Extra Gore
Rules
Failing to comply with any of the server rules will result in an appropriate punishment subject to that admin’s discretion.
- Admins have final say on all matters. Rules are open to interpretation by admins.
- Respect all admins. Disrespect will not be tolerated. If there is an issue, post on the forums or contact the server administrator.
- Limit mic spamming. If it is disrupting gameplay or team work or is overly irritating, it is unacceptable.
- No pornographic sprays. If you are unsure whether your spray breaks this rule, do not use it.
- No griefing. This includes grinding to get achievements or unfairly exploiting the ubersaw.
- No team stacking.
- Any form of racism is unacceptable.
- No exploiting. (Map Glitches, etc)
Administrators
| Name | Contact |
| Kinslayer | (Steam), (Email) |
| Squeezetoy | (Steam), (Email) |
| Shiverwarp | (Steam), (Email) |
| Wolf Blade | (Steam) |
| koh-mah | (Steam) |
Map Rotation
The map rotation is governed by end-of-map votes. Maps are taken from this list:
- cp_gravelpit
- cp_dustbowl
- cp_granary
- cp_well
- ctf_2fort
- tc_hydro
- ctf_well
- cp_badlands
- pl_goldrush
- cp_fastlane
- ctf_turbine
- pl_badwater
- cp_steel
- cp_junction_final
- cp_follower
- cp_labor
- pl_swift_final